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Please be advised of the following nine actions we plan to take effective today: ... 5. I will not...

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Please be advised of the following nine actions we plan to take effective today: ... 5. I will not be supporting the Jim Boeheim Syracuse Fantasy Basketball Camp this summer. UNLESS I am named a captain and get to pick my team. AND I will be picking Gerry McNamara and he will play center. These are my conditions.

That is from the "letter" Robert Burton wrote to new bff Jim Boeheim after Syracuse was stomped by Seton Hall last night. You can find the whole thing over at Troy Nunes and it is sublime.