Although we've expected this for weeks, months, even, Brandon Knight officially twisted the knife on Wednesday, live on ESPNU. Instead of romping with the cows in the green pastures of Storrs and earning his degree in Geniusism with a minor in Raw Sexuality at the finest university in all of Connecticut, Knight, conqueror of evil, purveyor of truth, curer of maladies not even discovered yet, gave his commitment to Fake Cal and Kentucky, or as it's more commonly known as, "Lucifer's vacation home."
I don't know about you, but this still stings a little. So to ease our pain, I present you the lyrical morphine that is Puff Daddy.