noodle-arms Stories - The UConn Blog
Lorenzen scores first NFL touchdown; sky to fall in next day or so
Well, we knew this plush, pre-Apocalyptic world we've come to enjoy wouldn't last forever. Tyler Lorenzen, he of the noodliest of noodle arms, caught his first NFL touchdown as the much-maligned shitty former UConn QB tries to make it in the pros as a tight end. Although I can't find it in the box...
Madea goes to football practice or: WOOOFOOTBALL'SHEREWOO0O!!!11!1!
Tyler Perry takes on his most challenging role yet: An aggressive, grey-haired, bespectacled black matriarch ... on A FOOTBALL TEAM!!! Let the good times roll! While some teams' seasons have already begun, today is the official start date for...
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