apocalypses Stories - The UConn Blog
Lorenzen scores first NFL touchdown; sky to fall in next day or so
Well, we knew this plush, pre-Apocalyptic world we've come to enjoy wouldn't last forever. Tyler Lorenzen, he of the noodliest of noodle arms, caught his first NFL touchdown as the much-maligned shitty former UConn QB tries to make it in the pros as a tight end. Although I can't find it in the box...




