The University of Connecticut, a school that up until five minutes ago I was proud to call my alma mater, sells the above t-shirt. I might have to return my diploma because holy shit if that isn't the ugliest thing I've ever seen. As a side note, UConn's online store is selling its entire inventory for 50 percent off if you make an order larger than $50, so you can buy this beauty for a mere $11. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go cut out my eyes.