I've been threatening to do this for a long time. Finally, that time has come. It's the WWE live rasslin thread! WWE's Raw crew rolls into the XL tonight. I won tickets through XL's twitter page by saying who my favorite "superstar" was by quoting when HHH insulted him in print. So I'm playing with house money here. They don't do logical things like telling you what the matches are going to be before you show up anymore, but the main event may be CM Punk vs. The Miz in a steel cage, which is a useless stip now that they've banned the blade. John Cena will be there as well, they've been having battle royals to start the cards, and the "divas" match, otherwise known as the go take a piss so you don't contemplate suicide match.

God willing, I'll post thoughts on every match. I'll be using "insider" wrestling lingo, so if you aren't familiar, google is your friend and try to keep up. I'll also post on the unique social microcosm that is live wrestling shows. There's a reason people in the business call the fans "marks".

Anyway, off to Will Call!