The UConn/JMU Men's Soccer Thread

another near miss for UConn.

The guy closest to the mic now sounds pretty much like me at games, yelling “switch it” and begging them to release the passes quicker.

JMU’s defenders are tall, but they can’t jump.

My reporter from the scene says good crowd, kinda quiet.

1-0 UConn.

Is a bunch of WHUS kids (I assume) talking about the Syracuse/Fine allegations. Really dumb stuff.

And we’re finally getting the WHUS play-by-play with UConn Legend John Tuite on the mic.

I’m on a plane, so can’t watch.

By the way, you’re first now for the pick ’em league.

Mamadou misses the PK, but cleans up the rebound for the easy finish.

I’m trying to rewind the feed to find out what happened. Cascio the scorer. 25 minutes left. Time to kill off the game.

I know it sounds stupid to say, but this team is lethal when they get an early lead. Their passing and runs are so good that they can carve a team up when they have to open up and attack more.

21 minutes left.

As slowly as they started and inefficient they were last week, they were very prepared for this one. Very sharp for the most part.

I do not want to play Akron. The style they play would give us fits, and really, they’re better than their seeding or lack therof.

Elite 8 match would be Saturday, not Sunday. I’ve got a gig Saturday so I’m either running like crazy for a gig, or dragging myself out of bed for one. They need to consult me on this shit.

Schmoozed the coaches and staff big-time before game. Also saw him with Coach Morrone.

Looks about 25 pounds heavier, for what it’s worth.

Keeper kicked it straight up on the goal line. Wild save.

The constant buffering on this video is killing me.

I wanted to get married on the pitch of Morrone, in the north goal section. I even sent an e-mail to the athletic department asking about it. They never got back in touch.

I really, really like his game.

Good effort on the back save. JMU is still playing.

I’d laugh to think I’m still commenting on a match that ended 15 minutes ago.

So I guess my work here is done. And we did it without discussions about whether a guy from Mass said something nasty in Nigerian.