Welcome to Syracuse Hate Week and the inaugural Chipotle challenge
And with that, UConn has lost to Louisville 79 to 78 in double overtime. It was not pleasant, and I'll more to say later because that was an incredibly frustrating ending. However, I've already started to put the loss behind me because there is a more pressing issue deserving of our attention: UConn's next game is against Syracuse, which means that as of this instant it is officially Syracuse Hate Week. We'll spend the next five days spewing as much hate as humanly possible and we invite you to join in. Comments, fanshots and fanposts are all appropriate venues for reminding the world exactly why the Orange menace needs to be eradicated. We begin though not with an attack and denigration of Syracuse, but rather with a celebration of America's most important casual dining establishment: Chipotle.
As I've mentioned before, I spent my formative years in Denver. While I'm clearly one of Colorado's best exports, I can't claim to be the best. That, my friends, is because in 1993, on the campus of the University of Denver, Chipotle was founded. I ate a staggering amount of Chipotle when I was in high school, and the hardest part about studying in Storrs was the complete and utter lack of high-quality, low-priced Chipotle burritos.
For years I thought my obsession with Chipotle was just a product of their fine food, but I've since learned that my stomach wasn't guiding me. Fate was. What I didn't realize for all those years is that Chipotle has a magical, wonderful ability to make Syracuse lose basketball games.
Sean over at Troy Nunes first documented the effect of Chipotle on Syracuse back in March, and while the Orange faithful, and while there was a time when they believed the curse was dead, Syracuse's blowout loss to Seton Hall this week showed that it is very much alive.
Which brings us to Syracuse Hate Week and the Chipotle challenge. To celebrate Chipotle and their noble contributions to the cause of making Syracuse lose, I will have their food every day between now and the Syracuse game. I'll document my dining choices here and hopefully find some tenuous connection between the filling of my burrito and a reason to hate Syracuse. I encourage you all to do the same, maybe not every day, but if you get the chance, at least once. Because like us, Chipotle hates Syracuse, and that should be rewarded.
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wow
Are you morons really still making fun of G-Mac? If we’re gonna make fun of guys that aren’t even on the roster anymore, maybe I’ll contact Marcus Williams and A.J. Price and see if they have any laptops for sale.
What? Are you denying that he’s a no-talent assclown?
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well not just the Cube's, but Chris Daughtry, Jeff Probst, super chef Bobby Flay. I mean, it was insane, it was almost too much.
by DouglasQuaid on Jan 31, 2011 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
GMac went 3-7 against UConn in his career
So I suppose on occasion he was a mildly-talented ass clown.
by Andrew Porter on Jan 31, 2011 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
No, without him I would say that 0-10 against uconn wouldnt have been a stretch during that time, seeing as outside of his freshman year there wasnt all that much talent surrounding him. So I would have to say he isnt an ass clown at all.
He had a chin strap. Assclownitude is incontrovertible.
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well not just the Cube's, but Chris Daughtry, Jeff Probst, super chef Bobby Flay. I mean, it was insane, it was almost too much.
by DouglasQuaid on Jan 31, 2011 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
Uhhhh…but he’s white.
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well not just the Cube's, but Chris Daughtry, Jeff Probst, super chef Bobby Flay. I mean, it was insane, it was almost too much.
by DouglasQuaid on Jan 31, 2011 2:02 PM EST up reply actions

Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well not just the Cube's, but Chris Daughtry, Jeff Probst, super chef Bobby Flay. I mean, it was insane, it was almost too much.
by DouglasQuaid on Jan 31, 2011 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
It’s just the most sorry facial hair I’ve ever seen. It doesn’t even connect.
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well not just the Cube's, but Chris Daughtry, Jeff Probst, super chef Bobby Flay. I mean, it was insane, it was almost too much.
by DouglasQuaid on Jan 31, 2011 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
We aren’t talking about talent. We are talking about being an assclown.
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well not just the Cube's, but Chris Daughtry, Jeff Probst, super chef Bobby Flay. I mean, it was insane, it was almost too much.
by DouglasQuaid on Jan 31, 2011 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
And it most certainly IS a deciding factor in that regard.
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well not just the Cube's, but Chris Daughtry, Jeff Probst, super chef Bobby Flay. I mean, it was insane, it was almost too much.
by DouglasQuaid on Jan 31, 2011 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
I mean, this IS theuconnblog and it is SYRACUSE HATE WEEK…so I don’t really feel like I have to qualify my claims to a couple of Cuse fans, especially when it’s in good fun. Obviously GMac was a talented shooter. Doesn’t mean I can’t say GMac sux. That is what makes sports fun. Plus, Price totally pulls that dumb beard off way better than GMac.
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well not just the Cube's, but Chris Daughtry, Jeff Probst, super chef Bobby Flay. I mean, it was insane, it was almost too much.
by DouglasQuaid on Jan 31, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
Bravo. Would have been funnier with laptops in his hands instead of penii, though.
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well not just the Cube's, but Chris Daughtry, Jeff Probst, super chef Bobby Flay. I mean, it was insane, it was almost too much.
by DouglasQuaid on Jan 31, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
I AM flattered that this is all pissing you off, though.
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well not just the Cube's, but Chris Daughtry, Jeff Probst, super chef Bobby Flay. I mean, it was insane, it was almost too much.
by DouglasQuaid on Jan 31, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
Oh please dont be flattered. I’m just having a good time making fun of uconn on a uconn blog. I could do this on an SU blog but everyone would just agree with me. Here I can make fun of a crappy school in front of their crappy fans.
#44
Hasn’t our program been superior to yours in just about every way over the past 15 years?
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well not just the Cube's, but Chris Daughtry, Jeff Probst, super chef Bobby Flay. I mean, it was insane, it was almost too much.
by DouglasQuaid on Jan 31, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
I would have thought the whole one more natl. championship and one more FF appearance would have been sufficient.
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well not just the Cube's, but Chris Daughtry, Jeff Probst, super chef Bobby Flay. I mean, it was insane, it was almost too much.
by DouglasQuaid on Jan 31, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
Other than that, it’s pretty even across the board. Oh wait, we have 6 reg season titles to your 4, and 5 tourney championships to your 2. That, too.
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well not just the Cube's, but Chris Daughtry, Jeff Probst, super chef Bobby Flay. I mean, it was insane, it was almost too much.
by DouglasQuaid on Jan 31, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
Oh and we’re 17-12 against you in the last 15 years.
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well not just the Cube's, but Chris Daughtry, Jeff Probst, super chef Bobby Flay. I mean, it was insane, it was almost too much.
by DouglasQuaid on Jan 31, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
Well played…at least we can all hate Calipari. He’s such a dirtbag, amirite?
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well not just the Cube's, but Chris Daughtry, Jeff Probst, super chef Bobby Flay. I mean, it was insane, it was almost too much.
by DouglasQuaid on Jan 31, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions

Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well not just the Cube's, but Chris Daughtry, Jeff Probst, super chef Bobby Flay. I mean, it was insane, it was almost too much.
by DouglasQuaid on Jan 31, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
Whoops. It’s a gif of shrugging.
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well not just the Cube's, but Chris Daughtry, Jeff Probst, super chef Bobby Flay. I mean, it was insane, it was almost too much.
by DouglasQuaid on Jan 31, 2011 6:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
You're not going to document
your frequent ensuing trips to the thunder bucket are you? You could probably save alot of time and effort by proceeding directly to the can and flushing the fully wrapped burrito away. And in the spirit of the week, if we’re hating on past players, it was nice to see Hasheem Thabeet finally exposed as the no-talent hack he is. Once NBA refs started calling the body checks the worthless Big East refs let him get away with for his entire career, it was inevitable really.
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by bigbluethruandthru on Jan 29, 2011 10:03 PM EST reply actions
It's Amazing
In his 3 years, Syracuse fans endlessly called Hasheem dirty. I can’t remember another fanbase who thought that, but SU fans thought he was this Pittsburgh-esque thug.
Like UConn’s teams and head coach, Hasheem was just tougher than Syracuse. Deal with it.
(Oh, also, great life decision Fab Melo. Go play for a guy who dreams to develop an NBA center as good as Hasheem has been in the NBA.)
Fab Melo
did us all a favor by going to Cuse. He is the poor man’s fat Okwandu.
by Andrew Porter on Jan 30, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
bigblue, come back home to TNIAAM
I think these guys got you on that one…
by TheRenegadePumpkin on Jan 31, 2011 10:43 AM EST up reply actions
Well done, you son of a b***
may your Chipotle burritos be filled with Taco Bell meat.
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by Sean Keeley on Jan 30, 2011 12:53 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Hmm, they have one
Here in Glastonbury… and if I have to break down and have one I guess I can take one for the team…. :)
I hope your
pants soiling experiment backfires and the curse moves over to UConn like a demon soul looking for a host.
by ryanwk628 on Jan 31, 2011 12:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Hey guys look at it this way
Unlike after our loss to Marquette, we won’t have people from UConn coming on our page and calling us all “Phagets.”
At least these UConn folks all know how to handle winning, since they’ve done it before.
Looking forward to a good game. It’s far more important to me that Syracuse figures some shit out and competes (unlike vs. Hall) than trying to win regular season bragging rights vs. a hated rival.
by TheRenegadePumpkin on Feb 1, 2011 12:57 AM EST reply actions

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