TheOpenThread: Butler vs. Satan, NCAA title game
The above videos are filled with profanity, excessively juvenile and scatalogical humor and plenty of haterade.
And truth.
Sadly, I think we'll only have a couple more hours to bask in Duke mockery before Coach K carries off his fourth NCAA championship. This whole season has made me question the existence of an almighty being; Duke waltzing through possibly the easiest NCAA Tournament region ever while the other top teams faltered is just the cherry on top of the atheism sundae.
Anyway, use this thread to talk about the game and to imagine the new ways ESPN will come up with to grovel at the feet of Mike Krzyzewski, Four-Time National Champion, Leader Of Men And PR Genius.
Let's go Butler.
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Some pregame inspiration
Coach K knows that he will have to break us in Indianapolis or lose the war. If Butler can stand up to him, all America may be freed and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands.
But if we fail, then the whole world, including the University of Connecticut, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new dark age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the specter of flopping white guys and hideously fawning media coverage.
Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties as fans, and so bear ourselves, that if the empire of Duke haters survive for a thousand years, men will still say, ‘This was their finest hour.’
—Winston Churchill (paraphrased)
Orange Bowl/dual Final Fours or bust in 2011. We're going all-in.
I like that. Simple and effective.
At what point do we move into ultimate reverse jinx mode, like Bill Simmons is doing on Twitter?
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by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I haven't seen the movie "2012" yet
but I imagine Duke winning the title had to have something to do with the end of the world. These are distressing times.
by UConnBlog Justin on Apr 5, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions
For whatever reason, this feels like one of the five most momentus days in the history of America
1. Declaration of Independence
2. Lee’s surrender at Appomattox
3. Pearl Harbor, movie
4. Duke-Butler
5. Pearl Harbor, actual
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by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
you forgot, an italian "discovering" the new world...
"...Don't talk black to me. How do you even talk black? End words with izzle..." Modern Family
by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
of course not limiting myself to the 1776-present years
"...Don't talk black to me. How do you even talk black? End words with izzle..." Modern Family
by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it should be unconstitutional for 90% of America to be unhappy
Can we please rig the game in Butler’s favor?
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How can you not root for Matt Howard
Any guy who’s devoted enough to rock the porn ‘stache and stick with it is OK in my books. … Unless it’s Adam Morrison.
by UConnBlog Justin on Apr 5, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Closeup of Duke fans
Gah, can’t deal with the douchery.
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GAME TIME
John Cahill is the official. Will be interesting to see which team he screws over tonight.
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It's so sad that Zoubek is so awful
And yet he would have been a great asset on this year’s UConn team.
6-1 Duke 2:30 in. Butler can’t make a shot. Fuck.
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we score finally
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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
Lance Thomas, who is also awful
Has two fouls.
Nice play by Scheyer on a lazy layup attempt.
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but K won't pull him
Cause he hasn’t learned his lesson from 2004
by Andrew Porter on Apr 5, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't have your power forward hoist 18-foot jumpers when you're up six with 4:00 to go?
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by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
lance, a jersey kid gone astray...zoubek just sucks
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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
an i.m. from ex-mrs. jerome dyson from her friend
(9:30:14 PM): this country is going crazy…. we have a black president and white boys from duke blocking black men’s dunk attempts
"...Don't talk black to me. How do you even talk black? End words with izzle..." Modern Family
by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
And she's not here cracking jokes about Duke why?
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by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I assume she hasn’t thought of a funny new name yet.
by Andrew Porter on Apr 5, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
on her way
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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahah, nah just needs to take the five minutes and create a new account
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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
Shelvin Mack apparently is the only Butler player who can make a shot tonight
8-7 Duke, six minutes in.
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Zoubek
FLOP.
Amazing a seven-footer goes down that easily.
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wow
nice
"...Don't talk black to me. How do you even talk black? End words with izzle..." Modern Family
by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
PURSUING THE PUMPKIN
Let’s not let Clark Kellogg near the Metaphor Machine ever again.
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That's because you're a fan of a team that hasn't shot a 3-pointer since 2006.
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by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
That's because you're a fan of a team that hasn't "MADE" a 3-pointer since 2006.**
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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Hello All
how are we doing tonight?
by Mrs. Kemba Walker Is My Hero on Apr 5, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
Interesting dangling modifier here
Is Mrs. Kemba Walker your hero, or is your significant other Kemba Walker Is My Hero?
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by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
good question
my significant other is kemba walker is my hero
by Mrs. Kemba Walker Is My Hero on Apr 5, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
we sent out invitations to the blog members
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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Open bar?
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by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
if you consider x lot an open bar....
sure!
"...Don't talk black to me. How do you even talk black? End words with izzle..." Modern Family
by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
of course there is open bar
have you not met us?!
by Mrs. Kemba Walker Is My Hero on Apr 5, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks grammar nerd
Now that will bother me every time she posts.
by Andrew Porter on Apr 5, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
so howd everyone like dukes very own kyle singler in the da vinci code??

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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
Coach K
I always chuckle when I see Coach K’s hairdo. You know who else had the exact same hair style? Hitler. Look it up.
I agree with this analysis.
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by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
someone watched the videos posted above
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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that Ted Valentine?
If so, the NCAA surges past the NBA and MLB for loading important games with cretins for officials.
It is Ted Valentine.
John Cahill and a third guy I don’t know is also officiating.
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by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Has Matt Howard done anything?
Thankfully, the rest of the team doing stuff. Like Heyward.
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Foul on Howard
Not a foul on Howard, unless it’s also a foul on whichever Duke player. Give me a break….that was a 50-50 ball all the way.
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Sad
In a really sick way, I miss Billy Packer on nights like this. I like to get all my hate out in one two hour span.
Can you imagine how obnoxious he'd be tonight?
It’d be like if St. Joe’s played us in the ’04 final.
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by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I only say this...
Because I have no fucking idea what Kellogg is ever talking about. It’s like he’s speaking in tongues or something. At least I knew what Packer was saying. I hated it and hated him for saying it, but still.
Will the referees make one borderline call on Duke tonight?
Could’ve had a foul and a walk on Singler.
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You sound stunned.
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by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
uggggggh scheyer
someone take him outtttt
by Mrs. Kemba Walker Is My Hero on Apr 5, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
CALL ONE FOUL ON DUKE.
Maybe two guys reaching over the back, or maybe two guys diving onto a Butler player with the ball on the ground?
I’ll settle for one. Honest.
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Word
Plumlee mauled him after tapping the ball away on that jump ball.
by UConnBlog Justin on Apr 5, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
If Brian Zoubek is a nat'l champion
I’m quitting basketball.
by UConnBlog Justin on Apr 5, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
top quote of the night
"...Don't talk black to me. How do you even talk black? End words with izzle..." Modern Family
by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Heh
I like that you had to add “affluent” because they’re playing Butler.
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by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Kyle Singler, apparently, is not required to dribble
That’s THREE straight possessions. Give me a break.
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I hate Survivor
Seriously, if it were a real contest of people stranded on the island, 70% of those people wouldn’t live through a week and the last 3 would have had to eat the dead just to make it to the end.
They have to tonight.
Because they won’t call a foul on fucking Zoubek
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by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
...and being just plain ugly
"...Don't talk black to me. How do you even talk black? End words with izzle..." Modern Family
by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
That Coach K is a defensive genius
That’s an incredibly effective tactic. Wonder why other teams don’t do it?
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by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
christ
I mean, what does Zoubek have to do to get a foul called on him? Murder? Rape of the dead? Tell me what it will take.
Butler is killing it on the offensive boards
And until they get one damn call, they’re going to have to to keep this close.
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jukesssss!
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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
Jukes is singlehandedly keeping Butler in it
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Duke 33, Butler 32 at halftime
Some serious ‘99 vibes I’m getting from this game.
I firmly believe America can will Butler to this win, but they’re going to need to get something from Howard, and get Hayward lots of touches. Oh, and keep pounding the offensive glass.
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and maybe get a call, or two
"...Don't talk black to me. How do you even talk black? End words with izzle..." Modern Family
by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
at the half
To be honest, I didn’t think that Butler would be in it this far into the game. So they’re one inspirational “screw ’em” speech away from cutting down the nights against the nemesis of all that is good and right in America today.
Duke, on the other hand
Needs to get two or three buckets in a row coming out of halftime. They can’t let Butler hang around much longer…but for whatever reason, I see them coming out, hitting a bunch of wacky 3’s, and going up 10 with 15:00 to go.
/reverse jinx
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Good news everybody!
We appear to be the most commented NCAA Final open thread on the SB Nation (other than Duke’s site and, for some reason, Iowa’s). And I’m only like 50% responsible for that!
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Mostly bitter.
Singler hits a 3….36-34 a minute in. That’s not a good sign.
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by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Does she have that mustache?
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by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Jesus
You have to be fucking kidding me that isn’t a foul on Zoubek. It was a cross-check for God’s sake.
fouls...called on duke??
say what?!
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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
Two on Zoubek in the first 90 seconds...
They’re about five behind his true foul total, but progress!
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by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
here we go bulldogs here we go
by Mrs. Kemba Walker Is My Hero on Apr 5, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions
Howard finally makes a layup
Zoubek over the back again, not called.
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When he plays for The Leader Of Men.
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by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
adolf jr.
"...Don't talk black to me. How do you even talk black? End words with izzle..." Modern Family
by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
not a kentucky reference
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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
dammit...
i think i forgot to mail my check to john cahill
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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions
ANTOTHER ONE!>!>>!>!!>!>!>!>!>
You have to be kidding me. Howard fouls a guy by getting knocked out of bounds from behind. I’m gobsmacked.
Dribble penetration killing Butler right now
If they can keep doing that, we’ll have a fantastic finish.
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*Killing Duke
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by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Topic for discussion:
Does it make it easier to root against Duke because we don’t really care if Butler’s the national champion? Like, because I’ve never run into a Butler fan?
If this were Syracuse-Duke, would we just be miserable all game long instead of emotionally invested?
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Yes
Plus, it’s a five-seed underdog with a center with a porn ‘stache and a coach that gives chest bumps. It’s hard not to root for them, even if it were, say, Kansas they were playing.
by UConnBlog Justin on Apr 5, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
There is no chance he got that shot off in 1 second.
None.
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Hand hit the net, not above the rim
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by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry I'm late guys
Had to hit the treadmill.. Way too much drinking lately.
I wish I was tall and black
Nored
He has been a monster on both sides tonight. Who let this kid get to Butler?
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this game is a joke
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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
Too bad no one from the Big East informed Butler..
that if there is a white guy on the floor, he is going to shoot 3s.. and only 3s.. unless he is an ungodly creature like Harongody.
I wish I was tall and black
kevin pittsnogle comes to mind
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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions
Butler's probably better with Howard on the bench
But the fact that he has four fouls and Zoubek has two is the biggest joke since Christian Laettner’s NBA career.
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go timberwolves
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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, there's 3 on Zoubek as he tried to flop
God forbid he try and play the ball like a fucking 7-foot basketball player.
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In all of sports commentating,
No one is worse than Joe Buck. He is the worst part about being a Dallas Cowboys fan. Forget our post-season collapses and the 5 heart attacks / strokes that Romo causes me per game.. Joe Buck, fuck you.
I wish I was tall and black
agreed
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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
No one ruins bigger sports moments than Joe Buck.
I submit to you: Super Bowl XLII, the David Tyree play.
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by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Can't remember the call
just euphoria
by UConnBlog Justin on Apr 5, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Butler really needs a bucket now
Let Zoubek get away on an inbounds play.
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bullshit
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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
FUCKING FLOP
This is horrendous. Why are we even playing any Duke games? Just let them win by forfeit.
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shut the fuck up, Zoubek
You hacked the hell out of him
by UConnBlog Justin on Apr 5, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions
Is Cahill doing this game?
Serious question, haven’t paid attention to the refs.. I /facepalm after every fucking flop / non-call
I wish I was tall and black
you betchya
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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Zoubek takes a seat with his ninth foul
Anyone else think the refs were going to be ballsy and not call anything on that last play?
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Butler's gotta make their run now with Zoubek out
Down 47-45 after the 2 FTs
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Interesting side note:
Some guy at the gym had to be asked to leave because he kept swearing loudly at the television during the first half.
I wish I was tall and black
Hayward getting inside
Assuming the refs actually call fouls on Duke, a good strategy.
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That's three inbounds plays Duke has gotten easy points off of
Come on, Butler. Get your shit together.
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too small
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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Really needed that 3
Butler has to get the lead back soon.
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You're not allowed to take
four steps, Jon Scheyer.
by UConnBlog Justin on Apr 5, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions
ncaa loophole
for duke
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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Shut the fuck up Scheyer
If they switch the jerseys, the refs don’t make that call.
See: every screen Brian Zoubek has ever set.
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Yeah, you almost feel like Duke's about to slap the floor and do something fucking obnoxious
But I repeat myself.
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by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Thomas commits two fouls on that play
At least they got one of them.
Lots of whining by me, but honestly, every shit call that goes for Duke ought to be documented.
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It is being documented
Unfortunately it’s going to be mislabeled by SI and sold as ‘CAPTURE DUKE’S MEMORABLE AWESOME NCAA CHAMPIONSHIP RUN WHERE THEY WON BY ALL SKILL"
I wish I was tall and black
just curious...
but is cahill really one of the best three officials the ncaa has….for real??
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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, he is
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by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Five point lead
Butler badly needs a score and a stop.
And now they get a blocked shot. If Duke hits a shot, it may be ball game with 6:45 to go.
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FLAGRANT
CALL IT!
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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions
FLAGRANT FOUL.
There is not one millisecond where Thomas is going for ball.
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There were 3, according to replay
I remain angry.
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by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Fortunately Heyward didn't get Bogut'd
Not a flagrant, though
by UConnBlog Justin on Apr 5, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
No, I was amazed by that home run today too
Such that I’m even calling my mother “Heyward”
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by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
another new jersey native
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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Parker was pleased. … until he realized it wasn’t Larry.
by UConnBlog Justin on Apr 5, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
God damn it, Singler
Also, shut the fuck up, Clark Kellogg. No one wants to hear you go crazy for the house in blackjack. There’s a reason Gus Johnson’s most famous call has to do with Gonzaga.
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Bad shot by hayward
Off balance, on the run and with two defenders on him
by UConnBlog Justin on Apr 5, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
=/
you guys i can’t watch puke win
by Mrs. Kemba Walker Is My Hero on Apr 5, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions
cbs: "cue the butler montage, america might be on to our plan to crown duke..."
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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
I hope the crowd boos the shit out of the trophy presentation
This has been a travesty of a game and tournament.
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Butler hasn't made a shot in 17 years
/may not be accurate
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still hope...
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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions
Three point game with 1:40
But Duke will get some kind of break here. Because there is no god.
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YEAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions
Down to one!
Jesus Christ, come on you midwestern motherfuckers.
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HERE WE GO BUTLER
HERE WE GO
by Mrs. Kemba Walker Is My Hero on Apr 5, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions
clap clap
Orange Bowl/dual Final Fours or bust in 2011. We're going all-in.
by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
CLAP CLAP
"...Don't talk black to me. How do you even talk black? End words with izzle..." Modern Family
by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
U...C...O...N...N!!
UCONN
UCONN
UCONN…
…oops?
"...Don't talk black to me. How do you even talk black? End words with izzle..." Modern Family
by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
I swear to God, Singler is going to hit a 3, and I am going to punch a wall.
Orange Bowl/dual Final Fours or bust in 2011. We're going all-in.
OFF OF ZOUBEK
SINGLER CHOKES.
DEAR GOD LET’S FUCKING DO THIS BUTLER.
Orange Bowl/dual Final Fours or bust in 2011. We're going all-in.
Singler misses WIDDDDDDE-open shot
Then Zoubek tackles 10 guys.
by UConnBlog Justin on Apr 5, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
13 seconds left
Good god. I feel like Butler’s not even going to get a shot off. Or not a good one, anyway.
Orange Bowl/dual Final Fours or bust in 2011. We're going all-in.
that might be because uconn wouldnt...
"...Don't talk black to me. How do you even talk black? End words with izzle..." Modern Family
by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Perhaps
Orange Bowl/dual Final Fours or bust in 2011. We're going all-in.
by Kevin Meacham on Apr 5, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
couldnt have said it better myself
IM ABOUT TO PUKE BECUZ OF PUKE
by Mrs. Kemba Walker Is My Hero on Apr 5, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
God damn it.
That was a terrible shot, he’s gotta attack.
Zoubek’s shooting free throws, which is good, but they have to go the length of the court in 4 seconds.
Orange Bowl/dual Final Fours or bust in 2011. We're going all-in.
Of course Zoubek hits his free throws
God damn it.
God damn it.
Orange Bowl/dual Final Fours or bust in 2011. We're going all-in.
Armageddon has begun
"...Don't talk black to me. How do you even talk black? End words with izzle..." Modern Family
by kemba walker is my hero... on Apr 5, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck.
Worst NCAA champion of all time.
Orange Bowl/dual Final Fours or bust in 2011. We're going all-in.
Apparently, Jennifer Hudson screwed up One Shining Moment, too.
Wouldn’t know, I’ve long since turned the TV off. Sigh.
If the UConn women lose to Stanford tomorrow, I’m giving up on everything I once loved.
Orange Bowl/dual Final Fours or bust in 2011. We're going all-in.

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