Remember this?

Of course you don't. It never happened.

But if it did, this would be the miracle cure we would be looking for to end all those nightmares:

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (February 27, 2009) - The University of Connecticut baseball team scored four runs in the first four innings to take a convincing 6-4 victory over George Mason at the Kennel Club Classic, hosted by the University North Florida, on Friday afternoon.

That's right. Not any old two-run win. A convincing two-run win.

That'll teach 'em.