Renardo Sidney shows Dre Kirkpatrick a thing or two about absurdity

I was kind of hoping Sidney would pull out a top hat around the two-minute mark and proceed to magically pull his hat of choice from behind an audience member's ear, but then the second box came out and I was sold on his decision.

Also, which is more anti-climatic: Sidney using tissue paper in USC's school colors, or Kirkpatrick opening his press conference by dismissing a Texas hat, leaving him with only one other choice.

I guess Sidney could have pulled a fast one and signed with the South Windsor Bobcats. Discuss.

Thug hug to our friends creepy guy at UConnReport.com for the tip.