No, not that kind of deuce.

It's tough to keep up with all of the various Syracuse hateration that quite necessarily flows throughout this wonderful Internet.

Luckily, we seem to be gaining some like-minded readers who have a burning desire to taunt the yahoos of upstate New York who, according to New York Gov. David Paterson, will be at a mouth-breather convention in Ithaca next weekend. And since the Governor said it (on live TV, no less!), it must be true.

I'm sure many of you may have seen this video before today, but it is certainly worth posting in the spirit of Syracuse Hate Half-Week.

So therefore, I present (with a hat-tip to Arpan) ESPN announcer Doris Burke cutting to the absolute heart of Eric Devendorf's talent and personality:

I couldn't have said it better myself. Doris probably wishes she could have, in retrospect.