UConn 26, Louisville 21

Donald Brown, if you're not already in the Heisman race, it's a travesty. Someone please help Donald carry the offense.

Zach Frazer, welcome to the big time. Turn those recruiting stars into something special.

Lawrence Wilson makes grown-ass men jump up and down in the middle of crowds of strangers. Randy Edsall turns this motley bunch into a team that wins games it shouldn't. UConn is 5-0, and people will keep saying they're not legit. Who cares. Right now, it's time to take a deep breath. It's still a long season.

God, I love college football.